Sally Field must have the laziest friends in the whole entire world, ’cause apparently it’s too labor intensive for them to take a pill once a week. The hassle! Who can remember, let alone find the time, to swallow one thing, once a week? No sir, not for me. That’s why Gidget takes Boniva, the once a month post-menopausal, anti-osteoporosis pill. Am I missing something? Are these pills the size of bricks? Are they coated with porcupine quills? Why is it so hard to take a pill once a week? And for the record, I adore Soapdish, so I’m totally not hatin’ on a thin-boned, aging pixie for personal reasons, I just don’t get the commercial. It’s a little hard to swallow. Maybe if they only showed it once a month I could deal with it a little better.
P.S. Rally with Sally? Rally with Sally?? Of all the slogans and all the spokespeople you could have chosen, that’s what we decided on? Some possible others…
Build Bones with the Stallones
Healthy Marrow with Farrow
Be Less Brittle with Rich Little
