I just want to know one thing, Classmates.com. Well, two things really. First, why are you such d-bags making us pay to contact our old school chums. You pray on our weaknesses! Dangling our hopes for a reconnection with Rocky, the hottest dude in school which would, honestly, not so much be a reconnection as a first time meeting but still… dudes he was so hot! I’ve so hated Classmates.com for so long that I block the address sending me spam and refuse to log onto that site.
Besides, I’ve found more lost classmates through Myspace. Suck it!
Second, this banner I see all over the internet bugs the crap out of me.

I’m assuming that “She married him??!!” is code for “That ugly chick married the hottest guy in school??!!” and it ticks me off cuz that’s a real chick, right? I mean, I hope they know that girl because what if that was your picture and you saw these ads. Heartbreak. Except that you married the hottest guy in school.
There’s another ad featuring her that says something like, “She’s a model??”
So basically Classmates.com were the jerks in high school we all hated.
Just wanted to clear that all up.
Posted by Glennis