He’ll do. (Me?)
We’ve all seen the ads for eHarmony.com that feature “happy couples” talking about the 29 personal dimensions they perfectly matched up on. I’ve never personally signed up for eHarmony, as I enjoy being a lonely old curmudgeon, but I’m guessing those points don’t include “do you enjoy being tied up while watching your lover spoon feed a baby pig in curlers.” If sex is an integral part of any relationship why would you base your honey-search on 29 points that might be, oh I don’t know, “when doing laundry with your loved one would you prefer to load the washer or fold once the load is done.” I’d prefer to do it on the washer during the spin-cycle, thank you very much.
This all leads me to an ad I found on YouTube today when I was searching for a different Match.com ad. I’m sure this ad never aired in the US and not only because the tag at the end is in French. I mean, we are just now comfortable with watching a pregnancy test being drenched in fake pee pee.
Match.com knows what women want. BONERS!
