Just another Friday night in the city

“Hey you guys. You might be wondering why I brought you up to my roofdeck. It’s cool right? Quite a view of our generic metropolis at sunset.  I love having a roofdeck, even if it only has one bench that barely fits the three of us and it’s a tight squeeze. But it’s perfect for having intimate conversations, which is good because there’s an issue I need to talk to you about. Well, I’m going to talk more to you, Amy, than I am to Jessica. Honestly Jessica, I don’t know why you insist on still wearing those bra strap headbands. Who do you think you are, Amanda Peet? The look is over. O-V-E-R. Anyway, Amy. As I was saying, there’s this new — ohmigod, thank you! I love my blue necklace too. I bought it on that street in our city that’s known for having cheap knockoff jewelry and purses and the occasional dead duck in the window. I know, I didn’t think I could pull off such a chunky bead either but I think it works with my delicate features. You know what doesn’t work for me? Gnarly, boho, earth-toned prints that are currently breathing down my neck could you please back off just a little, Jess? It’s bad enough that we’re all wearing low cut v-neck dresses, but that print – honestly, who dresses you? Now please. I am trying to tell Amy about the new way for us to not ruin our hip, urban lifestyle with a stupid baby. It’s called Yaz. No, Jessica, NOT like the band. What are you even talking about? There’s no such band, shut up. It’s a low-dose pill that will totally let you do it with anyone and not get preggers. I should know! You totally won’t need that prescription for the morning after pill anymore, either. Anyway, Amy, I glad we could talk like this. Hey,  does my pink eyeshadow look ok? I just got it at Sephora with that giftcard Jessica got me – I think the color might not work on me though, what do you guys think? Yeah, I know, I don’t know if I like it either, but since the giftcard was only for $25 it’s not like I can go buy another shade! Anyway, I totally need to pee after all those mojitos! God, I love mint! It reminds me of gum.”